Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us. Believe Fighting Battle. Gun People Monkeys. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do. Fun Comedian Want. In a plastic cup.
Funny Witty Coffee. I think the 'cool people' often take that position. Thinking People Politician. Funny Witty Humorous. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit. Beach Dad War. You have to believe you can act before you can act.
You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. Believe Astronaut. If a project fails, I know I can pick myself up. Failing Excellent Projects. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD! Funny Snowboarding Two. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War. Believe Quotes I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible.
I'm a believer in us; in humans. Fake People Quotes I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! No one was alive then. Greek Quotes So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so. Moon Quotes You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky!
It's covered in jam! Thinking Quotes All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can. Running Quotes I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. Toilets Quotes You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket?
I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO! Growing Up Quotes You have the American dream! Powerful Quotes In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it's kind of what you'd expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.
Sarcasm Quotes Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
Sex Quotes I'd like to have sex with myself. Performers Quotes If you're a performer, people tend to be quite positive about you or they have no opinion. Littles Quotes Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
Organized Quotes Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized. Flags Quotes Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules Swings Quotes That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it? Giving Quotes I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting.
It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible. Money Quotes You piss me off you Salmon You're too expensive in restaurants. What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?
It's just the Rebels, sir My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag.
Damn, that's dash cunning of them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.
Cake Quotes Cake and tea or death? Two Quotes Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! Persons Quotes I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books. Jobs Quotes I don't know what it's like in the U. He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so. It's covered in jam! They're like a rock or they're mush. In the supermarket, people banging in nails. Don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet.
Wait til he goes out the room! Now now now! All Quotes Add A Quote. Books by Eddie Izzard. Believe Me 8, ratings. Eddie Izzard ratings. Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.
My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. I'm covered in beeeeees! Help us to expand our database and send best quotes from Eddie Izzard you know by using the form below.
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